Episode 1.09 - Plaisir D’Amour
Tara: What do you want?
Lettie Mae: Sam Merlotte's here to see you. You ain't sleepin' wit' him are you?
Tara: Now what makes you jump to that conclusion?
Lettie Mae: Cause he brung flowers with him. And men only bring flowers if they already slept with you and lookin' to again. That especially goes for white men as black men are less prone to grovel.
Jason: Jesus! I shoulda known something wasn't right the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy cause any woman with a purse that big is bound to have something in it I don't wanna know about.
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